Are your Proudly South African?

You are Proudly South African when: You call a traffic light a “robot”. You call an elevator a “lift” You call a car hood a “bonnet” You call a car trunk a “boot” […]

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The Modern Navy

The US Navy is proud of its new fleet of destroyers. Having initially named the first two ships USS Daring and USS Dauntless, the Naming Committee has, after intensive pressure from the United […]

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Romance

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table […]

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Jy’s Dof – B*gger Off

Beacon Radio (Wolverhampton) DJ Mark: For 10, what is the nationality of the Pope? Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish? Phil Wood Show (BBC Radio Manchester) […]

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A marriage made in Heaven

On their way to getting married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them […]

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Neologisms

This is an old post, but I thought you may enjoy it as much as I did when reading it again. 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), […]

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My New Boyfriends

              I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day!. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.     […]

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All about nothing

We have all heard of some story or other about how some banks treat their customers. Here’s one that will knock your socks off… This happens to be a true story indeed!!!! Sometimes […]

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Andy Capp, a time traveller?

It turns out that there’s a scientific and logical explanation for why people ( mostly men ) spend so much time in pubs and only get home in the early hours of the […]

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Paraprosdokians wordplays

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to re-frame or […]

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The Men’s Club

A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitresses there were gorgeous, […]

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A lesson or two from Noah

                        Noah’s Ark: Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark. ONE: Don’t miss the boat. TWO: Remember that we […]

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Catholic calamity…

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.             […]

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A Gentle Rebuke

A Gentle Rebuke A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually […]

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New kind of “ism”

This is a new take on an old joke, updated in line with what has happened in the world’s different economies. SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM […]

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