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Videos
Watch: FPI Financial Planner of the Year on key issues shaping the financial landscape
Animated video explains the two-pot retirement system
NCA Credit providers’ FICA obligations
NCR Desktop Audits
Is South Africa on track to getting off the grey list?
Looking back at this year’s FPI Professional’s Convention
Enhance your HR skills by attending our insightful webinars in November
Webinars on how to investigate misconduct and address poor performance
Slow death
My wife was screaming at me: “Leave!! Get out of this house!” she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!” So […]
Duck you sucker
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are […]
Wysheid uit die Wes-Kaap
‘n Amerikaanse toeris doen “whitewater rafting” op die Oranjerivier met Gatiep as sy toergids. Die Amerikaner vra vir Gatiep:“Do you know psychology, methodology, biology or geology? Gatiep antwoord: “Nei my Bru, never heard […]
Puns for the educated
1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the […]
Heyneke Meyer's letter to Pat Lambie
Posted on 27/08/2012 by Sportbilly In the scoop of all scoops, it has come to our attention that Heyneke Meyer sent Pat Lambie a letter ahead of the last Springbok game against Argentina […]
A bit about Golf
I recently completed work on my latest book on golf and am quite proud of the results. In order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about […]
Proceed with caution
Whilst at the Olympic games in London, I was standing in a bar in Chelsea, minding my own business, when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. I turned […]
Top 10 jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe this year
1. Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.” 2. Censored 3. Will Marsh – “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my […]
Paddy visits New York
He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, ‘Okay, pedestrians.’ Then he’d allow the traffic to pass. He’d […]
Financial Terms after the Meltdown
CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. VALUE INVESTING — The art of […]
Our special Woman’s Day story
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the […]
Women’s Day Special
No doubt there are some jokes one cannot share on this special day. As part of our educational drive, I will publish some stories to show what is not acceptable. Marital Bliss My […]
The gifted Horse
A group of Grade 3, 4 and 5 pupils, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the Greyville Racecourse, to learn about thoroughbred race horses and the supporting industry, […]
Paddy the Painter
A painter by the name of Paddy Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over […]
Just a wee bit…
Big Jimmy, an extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began searching for […]
O Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe’s place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, […]
