School quiz
My apologies to those born too recently to get this one. Google SABreweries if you need a clue. In response to a question at the recently held Zimbabwe Inter High Schools Quiz, Goromonzi […]
Lighter Wyn
SARS pays back R10bn, but some taxpayers’ refunds are being withheld
Taxpayers should inform SARS if they have been unemployed for a full year or longer, to avoid being flagged as non-compliant.
Read moreHow not to come second
How sad is this? The caption that came with this picture reads: He was the only athlete in the 100 metres, but was placed second. A future Protea, by any chance?
Just another brick in the wall?
Thanks to Roché C. for submitting this. A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray, twice a day, […]
A star is born
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings. She’s putting on […]
A brief language lesson.
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that’s easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE […]
Slow death
My wife was screaming at me: “Leave!! Get out of this house!” she ordered. As I was walking out the door she yelled, “I hope you die a slow and painful death!” So […]
Duck you sucker
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are […]
Wysheid uit die Wes-Kaap
‘n Amerikaanse toeris doen “whitewater rafting” op die Oranjerivier met Gatiep as sy toergids. Die Amerikaner vra vir Gatiep:“Do you know psychology, methodology, biology or geology? Gatiep antwoord: “Nei my Bru, never heard […]
Puns for the educated
1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the […]
Heyneke Meyer's letter to Pat Lambie
Posted on 27/08/2012 by Sportbilly In the scoop of all scoops, it has come to our attention that Heyneke Meyer sent Pat Lambie a letter ahead of the last Springbok game against Argentina […]
A bit about Golf
I recently completed work on my latest book on golf and am quite proud of the results. In order to market the publication, I’m asking friends and family to spread the news about […]
Proceed with caution
Whilst at the Olympic games in London, I was standing in a bar in Chelsea, minding my own business, when this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me. I turned […]
Top 10 jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe this year
1. Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.” 2. Censored 3. Will Marsh – “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my […]
Paddy visits New York
He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, ‘Okay, pedestrians.’ Then he’d allow the traffic to pass. He’d […]
