Golfer: “I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddie: “Try heaven, you’ve already moved most of the earth.”
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving?”
Caddie: “Yes, you miss the ball much closer now.”
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?”
Caddie: “Eventually.”
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch all the time, it’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddie: “It’s not a watch – it’s a compass.”
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddie: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
Best Caddie Response:
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddie: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
